The
top 10 indicators that you've joined a cheap HMO:
10.
Annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9.
Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left
when you enter the trailer park."
8.
The tongue depressor tastes faintly of a fudgesicle.
7.
Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6.
The only advisory listed under 'Preventive Care Tips' is "An
apple a day..."
5.
Your designated physician is wearing the double-knit pants you
donated to Goodwill last month.
4.
"Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges"
is not a typo.
3.
The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2.
With your old insurance, your Prozac didn't come in different
colors with little "m's" on them.
And
the #1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO...
1.
You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
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